Primus Sathington Willoughby

Tekst piosenki

We are gathered here today
In the majestic halls of old
To honor a man they call
Sathington Willoughby

There’s a joke or two
A pun or three
I feel that must be told
Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby

Sathington Willoughby
The legislator
That penned us up a bill
That banned the use of certain things

Like this and that
(this and that)
This and that
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This and–