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Sesame Street
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The „R” Machine
Bert (fixing the machine): „Ha! Well, this machine knows what letter comes next. I put this here…”
Ernie: „Hi there, Bert. What’s that machine you’re working on?”
Bert: „Oh hi, Ernie. This is my latest invention, my automatic „R” detector.”
Ernie: „No kidding.”
Bert: „Yeah. Anytime this machine hears an „R” or an „R” word, it rings a bell. I’ll start it up for you now….”
(sound of machine starting)
Ernie: „Wow! Look at that machine go.”
Bert: „Now if you’ll just say something that begins with „R”…” (bell rings)
Ernie: „What was that?”
Bert: „Oh, I just said „R”. (bell rings) And when you say „R” (bell rings), the bell rings.” (bell rings)
Ernie: „Hey! You said „rings” (bell rings) which begins with „R”.” (bell rings)
Bert: „Right.” (bell rings)
Ernie: „Why, that’s remarkable! (bell rings) Hey! (Ernie laughs) Keeheehee! That’s fun. Let me tell it an „R” riddle.” (bell rings twice)
Bert: „O.K. Just don’t go too fast. I don’t know what’ll happen if the machine gets going too fast.”
Ernie: „O.K. Listen to this, machine: Roscoe really raised rabbits while Ruth rode the red reindeer. If Roscoe’s rabbits raised a racket, why did Ruth’s reindeer run the rabbits ragged?”
(bell rings 17 times)
Bert: „Hey, hey! Don’t talk so fast. The machine is beginning to smoke.”
Ernie: „Well, I only have one last poem here.”
Bert: „Yeah, yeah, but listen..”
Ernie: „Robert rolled reddish radishes around the ring of rubber rubbish…” (The bell rings seven times and the machine makes a „Moooooooo!” sound)
(The machine explodes and makes a whistling sound)
Bert: „Hey, hey, wait! Hold it!….Wait!….Now look what you did!”
Ernie: „Oh my! The machine looks ruined.”
(The bell rings and the machine makes another whistling sound)
Bert: „Rats!”
(The machine pops out a spring)
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