Starbomb Atari Mystery Hour

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[Announcer:Egoraptor] This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!

[Johnson:Danny Sexbang] Chief! Looks like we’ve got a murder on our hands! One of the Pong paddles is dead, and the ball is missing

[Chief:Egoraptor] Alright then Johnson, round up the usual suspect

[Announcer:Egoraptor] One hour later

[Chief:Egoraptor] I know it was you left paddle. What do you have to say for yourself?

*Pong noise*

[Chief:Egoraptor] You son of a bitch!