Tekst piosenki
(music)
I don’t go outside
I just wish I could hide
I can’t sleep at night
And there’s no end inside
To the visions haunting me
(music)
I’m out with the girls dancing at a club
When a guy from behind starts to grind and rub
I don’t know you
But now I know your size
Keep your twig and berries to yourself next time!
The very next day I’m hiking in the woods
When a scary looking dude just flashes his goods
I scream and run away but it doesn’t end there…
Later at the beach free willies everywhere
Boner, Erection, woody, Hard on dick
His bulge is getting bigger
His pitching his tent
Stiffy, erection, the willy that could
I don’t want to see the outline of your early morning wood
Keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
Your mother would proudly agree
Just keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
It’s not something girls wanna see
Timberlake keeps his „dick in a box”
Athletes have jock straps on there rocks
Jizzy in his pants is Sandburg’s thing
But, at least he doesn’t go around poking with his ding
Jay-Z keeps it flowing in jeans
Take that shit down if you know what I mean
Shakespeare had a cock piece with a lock
To keep all the ladies from seeing his (ohhhh)
I don’t go around showing off my lady bits
Cameltoes are not the way to go
I keep it classy like a lady
Never showing what’s down shady
You’ll never know what’s hidden below
I keep it in my pants
Keep my Gouchie in your pants
I know my mama would be proud
I keep it in my pants
Keep my Gouchie in my pants
But start by singing aloud…
Keep your boner in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
Your mother would proudly agree
Keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
It’s not something girls wanna see
Keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
Your mother would proudly agree
Just keep it in your pants
Keep your boner in your pants
It’s not something I wanna see
(Boner fadeout)
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