Taryn Southern Remarkable Vagina

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[Verse 1]
In Scranton, Pennsylvania
Where there’s not that much to do
One night a girl stole heroin
And stuck it up her hoo hoo

[Chorus]
Who, who puts heroin in that space
Who wants drugs in their private place
If you’ve read the headlines you know it’s true
A chick with a remarkable vagina, that’s who

[Verse 2]
Let me tell the entire tale
Of how this gal wound up in jail
When the police asked what she had done
She just pulled it out one by one

54 bags of heroin, 31 bags for more
A handful of prescription pills
[Julia Price] I’m already feeling sore
51 dollars and 22 cents
In one small crevice in her uterus

It’s crazy but it’s true
That she fit all of that up in her hoo

[Bridge]
If I had a remarkable vagina
I’d never lose my keys
I’d always have some extra space
For emergencies

Open up my front door
Cause there’s always room for more
If you’ve got some things to store
Well, that’s what friends are for

[Verse 3]
I’d put your phone in it, cash in it, comb in it, pens in it, book in it
And your chapstick too
[Julia Price] Ring in it, brush in it, checks in it, wine in it, fork in it
All of it just like new

Where’s my keys? Where’s my cat?
Now I know where everything’s at
It’s crazy, ain’t it strange
That something so small can fit all those things

[Chrous]
Who puts heroin in that space
Who wants drugs in their private place
If you’ve read the headlines you know it’s a true
A chick with a remarkable vagina, that’s who

[Outro]
A chick with a remarkable vagina, who knew
I wish my vagina was remarkable, too