Tekst piosenki
[Verse 1]
All the secrets we have shared have moved to a couple better paired
So if he impales himself on javelin or spike
I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike
And if he wants to be smart and enter a property quiz
Every weed in the garden’s mine but the lawnmower’s his
Every weed in the garden’s mine but the lawnmower’s his
[Chorus]
And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If they’ve got my fingerprints on, they’re my tits and fanny not his
If they’ve got my fingerprints on, they’re mine, not his
[Verse 2]
Now you’ve found someone new, may I watch him do what I used to do
So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints
I’ll be there at the window with my face pressed up against
Maybe I shouted too loud, maybe you were blissfully deaf
But I hope he’s a better sport than he was a ref
I hope he’s a better sport than he was a ref
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I hope he likes to fly and is a good host to every guest
Cause there’s less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death
Yes, there’s less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death
[Chorus]
Now you’ve found someone new
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