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[BERTHE:]
She climbs a tree
And scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear
[SOPHIA:]
She waltzes on her way to mass
And whistles on the stair
[BERTHE:]
And underneath her wimpole
She has curlers in her hair!
[SOPHIA:]
I ever hear her singing in the abbey
[BERTHE:]
She’s always late for chapel
[MARGARETTA:]
But her penitence is real
[BERTHE:]
She’s always late for everything
Except for every meal
[MOTHER ABBESS:]
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
[BERTHE AND SOPHIA:]
Maria’s not an asset to the abbey!
[MARGARETTA:]
I’d like to say a word in her behalf
Maria makes me laugh!
[SOPHIA:]
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
[MOTHER ABBESS:]
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
[MARGARETTA:]
How do you find a word that means Maria?
[BERTHE:]
A flibberti gibbet!
[SOPHIA:]
A willo’ the wisp!
[MARGARETTA:]
A clown!
[MOTHER ABBESS:]
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
[MARGARETTA:]
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
[MOTHER ABBESS:]
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
[MARGARETTA:]
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
[MOTHER ABBESS:]
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
[MARGARETTA:]
When I’m with her I’m confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
[SOPHIA:]
Unpredictable as weather
She’s as flighty as a feather
[MARGARETTA:]
She’s a darling
[BERTHE:]
She’s a demon
[MARGARETTA:]
She’s a lamb
[SOPHIA:]
She’d out-pester any pest
Drive a hornet from his nest
[BERTHE:]
She can throw a whirling dervish
Out of whirl
[MARGARETTA:]
She is gentle
She is wild
[SOPHIA:]
She’s a riddle
[MARGARETTA:]
She’s a child
[BERTHE:]
She’s a headache!
[MARGARETTA:]
She’s an angel!
[MOTHER ABBESS:]
She’s a girl
[ALL NUNS:]
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a clown and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibberti gibbet!
A willo’ the wisp!
A clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her say
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
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