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[Intro – Admiral]
This is Admiral Biatch to base count
It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit
Who should I call for help?
[Verse 1: Darth Vader]
It’s the V, to the A, to the D-E-R
Reconstructing the Death Star
With my slick suede suit that’s black like tar
Fucking you up, no matter who you are
[Verse 2: Emperor Palpatine]
Tell them motherfuckers about the sheer Dark Side! (Dark Side!)
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! (drive-by!)
And we’ll beat the Rebels, because their skills ain’t shit! (ain’t shit!)
[Verse 3: Darth Vader]
And in my TIE Fighter, zig-zags stay lit!
[Verse 4: Yoda]
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene
Nine hundred year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor
[Verse 5: Lando]
Ah, you’re just jealous, cause my black dick’s thicker
[Chewbacca]
Knaaaaarrrgh!
[Verse 6: Lando]
Yo! Tell them Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me
[Verse 7: Luke]
Shut the fuck up man, Leia’s my sister
The only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister
[Verse 8: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Luke, use the force before intercourse
But, Luke, don’t forget
Bitches ain’t nothing but hoes and tricks
[Verse 9: Luke]
Obi-wan I’m the top gun
The chosen one hotter than them both suns
Vader ain’t shit his head’s cut up and split
He’s slower than the first Pentium Chip
(Dark Side)
[Darth Vader]
The ones who bring remorse to this fucking universe!
(Rebels)
[Luke]
You know we’ll fucking win, cause we fight to the end!
(Dark Side)
[Emperor Palpatine]
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels)
[Yoda]
You also feel Vader’s dick in you, BIATCH!
(Intelligible Jabba the hutt rap)
[Verse 10: Han Solo]
Jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat-ass slug
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug
Sitting in your palace with your blue-headed whore
Trap door- to the Rancor
[Verse 11: C3PO]
Oh, my! Goodness gracious me!
I’m a gay man’s golden fantasy
Programmed for homo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of gay positioning
But, for my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
R2-D2, watch your language- always having sex with robotic strangers
[Verse 12: Jar Jar Binks]
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife
Meesa no care, because meesa so dumb
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue
Yousa wants a meesa causea meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa causea meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa causea meesa wants some
Meesa wants some causea meesa wanna cum!
[Outro- Yoda]
Yeah boy- Now this goes to all those bitches on that pussy planet earth
Unite with the rebels, for powerful are we with the force
I’m talking about some real deep space gangsta shit
Now pass me the blunt Chew, and lets fuck some sorry hoes up
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