Cassidy Welsh It's Official (I Have the Best Ass in the World)

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[Chorus]
Both cheeks in ya face so you can call it double trouble
Gettin’ hard to breathe once you’re underneath the bubble
I’d call my ass a blubber wouldn’t fuckin’ dub it muscle
But if I stay upon you longer I might need a shovel
Cause you’d die breathin’ in my gas, die breathin’ in the ass
And then I’d hide it from the cops but I’d probably get whorled
They’d find me out, so you’re stayin’ here and it’s official
I have the best ass in the world

[Verse 1]
You can’t deny it, don’t defy it, or else you’ll say goodbye to it
And everything cause your ass is grass like my ass is gas
You couldn’t’ve got farted on by such a pretty lass as I am
And I don’t know why you’re cryin’, if I were you, I’d be complyin’
'Specially wit’ da stink and wit’ da weight I’m supplyin’