Cassidy Welsh Shitstains On My Favorite Thong

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[Chorus]
Last night, I lost control of my bowels
This shit can’t be wiped off with no towel
This thong’s so comfy and silky
I should’ve known not eat nothin’ milky
I’m mighty fuckin’ sad cause there are shitstains on my favorite thong
But I don’t have to worry, cause you’re gonna lick it all off

[Verse 1]
I was so caught-up and constipated that I just had to get some relief
So I took a couple laxatives and then my perfect ass just went to sleep
I should’ve been a bit smarter and I should’ve worn myself a diaper
But I shit my fuckin’ brains out and now my ass is in need of a wiper
There ain’t just shit on the thong but there’s shit on the comforter as well
Shit on the blankets, on my bed, well, ain’t that shit fuckin’ swell?
Well, I don’t need to be a-frowning, nigger, I should be straight-up grinnin’
Cause your tongue is gonna wipe my dirty shit off my linens