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– Hey Jack, what’s happenin’?
– I don’t know
– Well uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin’ ’bout goin’ down to the shore
– Uh, yeah, I think I’m gonna go down to the shore
– Whadda ya gonna do down there?
– Uh, I don’t know, p-play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts
– Don’t forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y’know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail
– Uh huh
– Can’t wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while
You’re down there?
– Uh, what’s the Sand Bar?
– Ah, it’s a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
– Ah, cool
– Ya hey, guess who’s gonna be there?
– Uh, who?
– My favourite cover band, Crystal Shit
– Wow
– Yeah, they do a Doors show, you’d be really impressed, in fact, it goes a
Little like this:
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS
– Uh…
– Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there. I hope those guys have a good sense a’ humour and don’t take us into court
– Uh, what’s the court?
– Never mind that, the important thing here…
– You mean the People’s Court
– The… Now, that’s another story. The important thing here is that we get
To the part where you ask me how I’m gonna get down to the shore
– Oh, how you gettin’ down to the shore?
– Funny you should ask, I’ve got a car now..
– Ah wow, how’d ya get a car?
– Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas
– You’re kidding!
– I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay, the important thing here is
That, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is
– Uh uh, what kinda car do ya’ got?
– I’ve got a bitchin’ Camaro…
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Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
Now I’m in all the papers
My folks bought me a bitchin’ Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don’t leave a scratch
I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn’t get arrested
Because my dad’s the mayor
Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Cause I’ve got a bitchin’ Camaro
And they have to ride the bus
So you’d better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
Cause I’ve got a bitchin’ Camaro
And an Exxon credit card
Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
I don’t want unleaded!
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