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Chris Columbus
Arrivederci!
Imma leave before this battle begins
Cause we both know in the end
Which of these captain’s gonna win
I’ll show you how a real explorer handles a situation
I’ll beat you so bad
They’ll feel it in the next a-generation
So bring in on!
I’ll whip you like a Klingon
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like the wrath of Kahn
I’ve got a neck chop for Spock
I’ll put my sword through Sulu
Check into a Priceline hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu
Captain Kirk
I’m the enterprising captain
James Tiberious Kirk
Representing Riverside, Iowa
Planet Earth
I hear you call yourself and explorer but I’m just not having it
You discovered a new world that was already inhabited
Why don’t you boldly go someplace you’ve never been before
Like India
Or any destination you actually set sail for
You spaghetti eating fuck
How’s your spice rack doing?
I’ll be chilling in my spaceship
Have fun canoeing
Columbus
You know
A-rapping against you
Issa not even fun!
It’s like-a somebody
Setta your brains on stun
I am the fabric of history
You are a fictional stain
I’ll stick a flag, uppa your ass, anda claim you for Spain!
Kirk
Mister Spock
Beam me back to 1492
So I can beat this man like it’s my job
We’ll see how Isabella likes my captain’s log
It’s Kobayashi for you
There’s no way you could win
When your weak crew sees me approaching
They’ll be like, dammit, it’s Jim
I will double fist punch you
You slave making bitch
Now, get your genocidal ass
Off of my bridge
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