Five Iron Frenzy Combat Chuck

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A real life superhero. He’s got
The Holy Ghost. He’s either
Praising Jesus, or he’s making
Toast. Ain’t got no superpowers
Ain’t got no giant brain, but he
Would try and help you, if he
Heard you call his name. There’s
Some kids there in some trouble
Need a Pepsi on the double. then
He shouts, not so quiet, „Would
You like regular or diet?” Found
A campsite for some kids, by the
Stage is what he did. People ask
Why he’s so nice, he wants to be
Like Jesus Christ

GO GO! GO GO! GO GO! GO GO!

Whenever you’re in trouble
Whenever you’re in need
Combat Chuck will help you, he
Nearly runs with speed. He’s on
The ball to save the masses, got
Some thick old horn-rimmed
Glasses. his head is bald, he
Shaved it shiny. Kicks the devil
In his hiney. People ask why
He’s so nice, he wants to be like
Jesus Christ

COMBAT CHUCK! GO GO!
COMBAT CHUCK! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!
COMBAT CHUCK! GO GO!
COMBAT CHUCK! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!