Grand Master Chocolate Car & The Cydonian Truffle Flying By Sickle

Tekst piosenki

That’s what a cow would sound like when it would moo

[Hook x2]
There are milfs in the speakeasy
There are milfs in the speakeasy
There are milfs in the speakeasy
Holy shit

[Verse 1: The Cydonian Truffle]
Oh wow, look at me cutting wood like a lumberjack
Working at a mill, deep in the mountains
I have a wife, she is very pretty
She is also of German descent
We live in our mountain home day and night
Chopping wood and killing dogs

Oh wow, that was…

M3H

[Verse 2: Grand Master Chocolate Car]
808 bass go boom boom boom
Bitch so confusing, I’m your dad’s girlfriend
GameCube swag, real tight off the meter
Fuck the Yankees, shouts out to Derek Lowe
Tim Wakefield swag, como se dica?
J. Locke Neumann pimp on lock
Dragging Strongbow through the hills with my cock
Beverly pills, I got the best jury
Pouring watermelon Smirnoff on these bitches
8th grade dance, I’ma rip out your stitches
8:30, Mountain Dew, Mark with a kick
Avid Media Composer can suck my fucking dick

Fuck you
Piece of fucking…god