Pet Shop Boys Absolutely Fabulous (Rollo Our Tribe Tongue-In-Cheek Mix)

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Edina: Lights! Models! Guest list! Just do your best, darling

Absolutely fabulous
We’re absolutely fabulous

Patsy: Darling, you are a fabulous, wonderful individual…

Edina: Oh thank you, darling

Patsy: …and remember, I’ve known you longer than your daughter

Edina: Champers all right for you, Pats?

Patsy: Lovely, Sweetie

Edina: Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things?

Patsy: Oh, whatever, Sweetie

Edina: All right, we’ll finish off the beluga

Patsy: Dull, soulless dance music

Edina: Bip bip bip. Bop bop bop

Patsy: Dull, soulless dance music

Edina: Ride on time, ride on time. Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!

Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: That’s fabulous, darling)
We’re absolutely fabulous
(Patsy: That’s fabulous. Edina: Good.)

Edina: Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling. Names, names, names! Harper’s
Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue, bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue
Darling! Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix. Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Pump up the volume!)
We’re absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Just put the needle on the record.)
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Pump up the volume!)
We’re absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Are you ready for this, Sweetie?)

Edina: Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. I’m
Chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong
Plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. I’m chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Champers all
Right for you, Pats?

Patsy: Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic lights. Bums so tight he was bouncing off the walls

Edina: Bye, Pats. Lacroix, Sweetie. Lacroix, Sweetie. Lacroix, Sweetie. La-La-La-Lacroix

Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Let the music lift you up, darling!)
We’re absolutely fabulous
(Patsy: Dull, soulless dance music.)
Absolutely fabulous
(Edina: It’s the bloody Pet Shop Boys, Sweetie.)
We’re absolutely fabulous
(Edina: Are you ready for this, Sweetie?)

Edina: Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. I’m chanting as we speak
Bye, bye, darling. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Sweetie!
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

Patsy: It’s fabulous

Edina: Good. Thank you