Poon Patrol Bill Nye, the Pussy Guy

Tekst piosenki

Bill Nye on the fucking mic
Bill Nye on a fucking bike

Einstein says he invented the bomb
Like a lyrical bomb
I’m a drop on your mom
By the way, I invented the bomb
To get back at the chinks
Who killed us in 'nam

(Bill Nye…) You think you know science think again motherfucker
I can make a bitch out of chemicals and then I can fuck her
I can do it all: Math, Science and Arythmatic
Hey Eienstein, E equals MC my dick

[Hook]
Bill Nye on the fucking mic. (Bill, Bill Bill…)
Bill Nye on a fucking bike
Bill Nye on the fucking mic. (Bill, Bill Bill…)
Bill Nye on a fucking bike

[Distorted humming]

I’m like the Bill Nye of science
Oh wait, I am the Bill Nye of science
Bitch get the fuck off[?] my face
MC Pussyhunter[?] on the case

The quadratic formula equals who gives a fuck
That’s math, I do science. There’s a difference, you fuck
I know that doesn’t rhyme, I don’t have the time
I’ll Bill fucking Nye, the science guy

[Hook x2]

[Outro]
Bill Nye on a fucking mic
Bill Nye on a fucking bike
Bill Nye on a fucking… mic
Bill Nye on a fucking bike
Bill Nye on a fucking bike
Bill Nye on a fucking… bike