Poon Patrol Underwater Shenanigans

Tekst piosenki

[Hook]
Underwater shenanigans at an aquarium, motherfucker
Underwater shenanigans at an aquarium, motherfucker
Underwater shenanigans at an aquarium, motherfucker
Underwater shenanigans at an aquarium, motherfucker

I like causing shenanigans in an aquarium because I just don’t give a fuck
If you don’t like causing shenanigans in an aquarium then I guess you suck

My underwater shenanigans involve sharks and blowfish
My underwater shenanigans are the silliest. You should know this

The most underwater shenanigan causing whale is the sperm
The thought of underwater shenanigans gets my dick firm

[Hook]

Whale, whale… (distorted screaming) whale…
Sperm

[Hook 2 (Folk Rock Version)]
Underwater shenanigans at an aquarium
Underwater shenanigans at an aquarium. (children laughing)
Underwater shenanigans at an aquarium!
Underwater shenanigans at an aquarium!

…shut up. Christ