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Fuck that animal shit, I just wanna meet Snoop Dogg
And chill with Toad the Wet Sprocket, so we can go fuck frogs
Yell in the Def Leppard’s ear, see if he could hear shit
Turn into a bug to chill with Adam and the Beatles
Put the ass in the dick, and the dick gets sucked
Call my shit Butthead, like anyone gives fucks
But I give fucks to charity, I give 5 bucks
And in Fuck money, that’s like 5000 fucks
Fuck me, I hope I die worthless, I deserve it
I jerked it to Runescape, and I wasn’t even nervous
I’m stupid, fucking wordless like old faggots that are churchless
Wet as little girls when they see Taylor Lautner shirtless
I’d be wetter if the simile was my dick’s firmness and pureness
I’d purchase my own dick if it was on eBay
Andrea’s in the sand, somebody call C.J
Cop Jam, Paul’s running around in an active freeway
Yeah these days, Old people miss fucking Elvis
So I shaved my fucking pubes to look like his hair and pelvic
Thrust it in the Nursery home, thank god I got jerked off
By Grandma, I gave that bitch a fucking spiked Smirnoff
Fuck that animal shit, I just wanna meet Snoop Dogg
And chill with Toad the Wet Sprocket, so we can fuck frogs
Yell in the Def Leppard’s ear, see if he could hear shit
Turn into a bug to chill with Adam and the Beatles
That’s tough shit right there, I wanna chill with animals & bears
My house has got safety issues like Facebook
And my dick is big as fuck, nothing rhymes with Facebook
I could be more creative, but I am not the creator
I am the skater, masturbator, mass debating about the batters
A-Rod’s doctor probably gives him fucking steroids
During his yearly check up, and I bet crack spurts up when he hiccups
Already a washed up rapper and this is only my first mix tape
Probably make a career of stick ups and wake up every morning shit faced
Wear Grenade clothes because I’m a suicide bomber
Lie about my dick size to make my dick and nose longer
Act like the number zero and make Bomberman a fucking steroid eater
Like Derek Jeter, eat corporate shit like a conglomereater
To measure my dick, you might need meters
Wait, I misspelled it, I mean skeeters. (What?)
God, I’m stoned as fuck off of life
I’ve already OD’d
Too much exercise, should’ve took a chromey
Balogne
Fuck that animal shit, I just wanna meet Snoop Dogg
And chill with Toad the Wet Sprocket, so we can fuck frogs
Yell in the Def Leppard’s ear, see if he could hear shit
Turn into a bug to chill with Adam and the Beatles
That’s tough shit right there, I wanna chill with animals & bears
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