Self Stewardess

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[Chorus]
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I’m going to reach my destination
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I’m going to reach my home
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I’ll wave to your river as i’m flying over
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
Never mind the times, never mind the times

And as a matter of fact
You’re just a guy, alone and temperamental
So rewind
The clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle
Traveling all across the globe
Extend your earlobes, cause its a cold day out there
And your stewardess will be by with your lunch tray

[Chorus]
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I’m going to reach my destination, home
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I’m going to reach my home
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I’ll wave to your river as I’m flying over
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
Never mind the times, oh I never mind the times

And as a matter of fact
You’re underpaid for all that you can offer
So tell the boys
That they can fight over your one-star uniform

They can take everything that they’ve worked for
And that you’ve worked for
And shove it right where the sun don’t shine
Right where the sun don’t shine
Got it?

[Chorus]
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I’m going to reach my destination
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I’m going to reach my home
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
I’ll wave to your river as I’m flying over
Northeastern, Southwest, Mississippi
Never mind the times, oh, I never mind the times

And as a matter of fact
You’re just a guy, alone and temperamental
So rewind
The clock, the machine, and your one-wheel unicycle
Traveling all across the globe
Extend your earlobes
She’s a nothing, she’s a nobody
But you, you just keep staring at her, don’t you?
Don’t you?