The Sitters Ode to Mariah's Asshole

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[Don the Slave-Boy:]
I love licking Mariah’s asshole so much, oh God
Mariah’s got a killer ass, killer tits, and a killer bod
Mariah could sit on my face all day and I would be amazed
Swear to omnipotent God in the Heavens, her ass fell from grace
I love sucking Mariah’s gases so much, oh God
Mariah’s got a killer ass, killer tits, and a killer bod
While we’re talking about killers
I really wouldn’t mind if I died underneath Mariah’s butt
Punch me in the face, punch me in the chest
And punch me in my nuts

[Mariah, spoken:]
Gladly, faggot!

[a punching sound is heard and Don whimpers in pain]

[loud fart noise]