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[Verse]
Woke up in my back car seat fucked up
And someone jacked my car keys
„Pardon me, ma’am, sir, which one I’m not damn sure
But are we in New Hampshire?” „Yeah”
Puzzled, like how the fuck my ’99 Corolla make it here, „What!?”
And frankly it’s cold as fuck so I’m escaping here
That a bakery near? Mosey on over cause my nuts are freezing up
If I get cup checked they’ll probably bust up like a cheap bust
Now I’ll never have kids, oh so tragic
But the fact is I’m glad that act happened
Now I’m back in that bitch packing it in raw
Fuck a rubber band, my dick will stand tall
Hold up, getting ahead of myself
I’m in the store knocking off bread on the shelf
A hungover deadbeat if you can’t tell
Don’t give a fuck ’till I’m dead and in hell, woah
But first I need to find my key, „Where is it?”
The thief blending in pretending to be Loki fucking around
But what he doesn’t know is me
I’m on the prowl and going Pro Elite
A ninja finna bust out the motherfucking nunchuks
On a motherfucker deserving a coffin that’s six in mud
Man I don’t give a fuck, the shotgun slug is looking mighty dub
I’m finding love in it like Southerners
I’m twisting it up, I’m fucked
„Ty, my boy, you need to slow down.”
„Fuck you bitch!”, then I swing and knock him out
Pick my key up, look around, then I’m out
„Thank you!”, straighten my back and then I bow
[Outro]
Any situation I’ve got in hand
No persuasion, my thoughts is damned
Always switching what is not in mind
Fuck it, I’m moving to Nottingham
Fuck it
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