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[Verse 1]
Fuck me No Fuck you Tool here take this stool and shove it so far up your ass that it’ll make you drool like the fool who tried to ride a mule (DONKEY NOISE) and got bucked in the nut sack you can’t even touch that cause if you could then this wouldn’t be a clutch rap so suck on that what’s that you’ve got a crab so you gotta dab rubbing alcohol just to sterilize it and girl I see you eyeballing me so DON’T hop on my dick and my balls and DON’T ride it we’ll sit in the bathroom stall and hopefully Steven Seagal won’t see us I Don’t think hes that tall Right (UHHHH) OHHHHHH you want a verbal fight Ill just whoop your ass back into yesterday night IKE (who knew) I’d get this big? I did So just go back to mama fu’s and eat squid closing the body bag up like zip bout to tip over the edge bout to fall on the sharp edge Impale me say HIIIIII Eileen (HIIIIII) and no im not high because if i were high then i’d overdose and die say bye don’t cry I just got back and I’m throwing a party for bill nye cause hes just trying to experiment with what i rhyme and every time i do so i get attack by a kid with the last name of Russo YO IS THAT A MOOSE Its so fucking big it takes up all three of the booths WTF do something stop getting fatter by eating baby ruths do you eat them because you like nuts up your butt no buts we all know that you like men you’re going to hell cause ain’t that shit a sin? subject is dead osama bin laden Its about fucking time it only took you eleven fucking years do you know how many tears were shed in my shed Apparently you didn’t because you haven’t been in it
Hook*
FUCK YOU RACHEL
(you’re the reason I have a hatred for girls)
FUCK YOU RACHEL
(you’re the reason I might have a gay penis)
FUCK YOU RACHEL
(you’re the reason that phantasm exist)
FUCK YOU RACHEL
(and I thank you for this)
[verse 2]
C’mon babe just sit kick it and have a chat with me (no fuck you, you twat) What the fuck we used to be an item a thing but now it says Im not in a relationship according to Bing Apparently you sing where’s your record I guess im in first and you’re in second But I reckon we oughta discuss our problems in a nice manor without Bruce Banner getting in the way So whatcha say NO WAY OH FUCK YOU BITCH GO DIG A FUCKING DITCH AFTER THAT GO HITCH A RIDE FROM A TOTAL STRANGER AND I HOPE YOU DIE AND I WON’T CRY just look at the hell that you put me through BOO I bet you hate me too oh I guess that I’m the tool so what at least I ain’t a fool that trys to make herself look cool you’re also cruel cause if you think you special Bitch then you’re retarded get peppered with my rhymes and I get closer when I climb I ain’t gotta lie but it’s about time that you appreciate me just so you can fucking see what I have to do in order not to hit the trees just off of you bitchin moanin always mad and just groanin cause we never ever get to see each other but I’m not gonna even bother about talking your father yo he seems scary want me to go dare me darry NO MR. TURNER PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME And I hope he hears this song locates me just to dis-lo-cate me and I’d run away then he’d re-lo-cate me and bitch I know you hate me this will never be over baby maybe just maybe one thing can save me from not every going crazy make me do all my school work and not be lazy Now look into my eyes as we open the portal to hell OPEN-SAYS-A-ME BITCH!
[ HOOK X4]
Outro- HAHAHA I’m just playing bitch you know I love you
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