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[Verse 1]
I don’t know if you’re aware, but your kids suck ass
You need someone to whip ’em then, ha, just ask
Cuz’, they ain’t as perfect as you say is
They ain’t perfect at all
You raisin’ Bebe’s kids!
I’m sorry, I don’t know you, I don’t mean to get pissy
But you need to discipline your bratty kids, you hippy!
Like, „Come here, you little jerk, taste the back of my palm”
„But you ain’t my daddy!”
„Nah, but I’m DOIN’ YA MOM”
You THINK that they’re angels, but they’re driving me insane
I’ll punch a baby in the face just for crying on a plane
Cause I don’t mess around
You need to control them or I’ll lose it
„But I made you a drawing”
Shut the fuck up kid, that’s stupid
Now I’mma get my truck and unload all my boys in back
I’mma find out where you live and break all your toys in half
And I know it ain’t your birthday, but when nobody’s lookin’
I’mma give you a little present
„What?”
AN ASS-WHUPPIN’!
[Hook]
Please may I whip your kids? (8x)
[Verse 2]
I never thought I’d say a kid deserved to get hit
But it’s obvious, time-out ain’t workin’ for shit!
I’ve seen your parenting style, it ain’t all that
You gotta hit the little brat with a whiffle ball bat
This is obviously more than a youthful rebellion
You gotta belt the little Hellions with a belt when they yellin’
You don’t want me to do it, cause I’ll paint their fucking brains all over the wall
When I spank ’em with a chainsaw
Why they all wild and loose?
If they deserve the ass-whuppin’, it ain’t child abuse
When I’m trynna buy groceries, and they’re muckin’ up my style
They’re like drunken little midgets runnin’ up and down the aisle
Touchin’ everything in sight, and Jesus for Christ’s sake
I think one of ’em just stuck his little penis in my cake!
Now I have to go back and get a new one and it fucks me
„Mommy says I’m beautiful”
Shut the FUCK up kid, you’re ugly
[Hook]
[Bridge]
Please, let me whip your children
Please, let me whip yo’ kids
I can’t stand kids misbehavin’
Runnin’ around and disobeyin’
All they need is a kick in the pants
A punt in the butt, a lesson that’ll finally shut ’em up
Please, let me whip your children
Please, let me whip yo’ kids
[Hook]
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