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Finally had a chance to get this segment up and running for the day. I am excited about this one. I would like to note through many of my segments, I will be dealing with adult subjects. As always, all subjects will be contextual, never used as a vehicle for hate, so I am going to need you all to be mature about this one. Acceptance and equality is much needed throughout our society and hate-crimes are never ok. That being said, todays segment will feature the topic of homosexuality, once again keep in mind I support equality within all sexual preferences, homosexuality just happened to intertwine with a situation I found humor in. So buckle up and lets all have a great day! Lets Begin.
After an hour of perusing Genius.com, I realized material wasn’t coming to me and I was falling asleep. I panicked and thought, “maybe I can make shit up at the gym and no ones the wiser…” WRONG!
Went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I realized the haircut I got yesterday is terrible.
I found my way to Facebook, someone had posted this video. This is not a good month for cops, whatsoever.
Someone posted this picture of Renee Zellweger, she is trying to convince people she looks so different because she is „40 and healthier”… Lets address that.
Coincidentally a 39 year old woman just matched with me on Tinder. Her profile specifically states, “Not looking for a hookup, so don’t even try”. Ok.
I cant get the song from the Lebron James commercial out of my head. Lets explore why.
I had received a message on Genius, so I stumbled on and found I was included in a thread, there were so many posts and an idea came to me, which I felt like sharing immediately. It had already been suggested, boy do I look like a jackass. No more Geniusing high that’s for sure.
Man I am struggling for material.
Jackpot.
A friend of mine just posted a video where a comedian by the name of Spanky Hayes, during a radio interview, decided to out some of hollywood’s elite for their closeted sexual preferences. One artist happened to be Tyrese Gibson, who is incredibly talented. Whether he was telling the truth or not is irrelevant, what people choose to do in the privacy of their own home (as long as they aren’t harming anyone), is their business. What made this video so amazing, was the response it arose from Tyrese himself. Lets break that down.
1) Tyrese decided to respond via Facebook, amazing.
2) Tyrese is walking around the video smoking a cigar with some sort of furry alligator skin draped over his back.
3) Tyrese’s house is nice but so cluttered. What a mess, get someone to fix that lawn up, you have too much stuff crammed into such a small space.
4) Tyrese is talking to the camera like hes a 90s wrestler.
5) Tyrese went to such elaborite lengths because someone called him gay.
6) I personally could care less if Tyrese is gay but this might have been the funniest part of the video.
7) I just laughed out loud to myself because there has to be a man out there who’s formal, legal name is “Tyrese Gay” and in the past 12 hours, his personal website for selling time shares or consulting services, has gotten more google hits than it has in the past 20 years of the internets existence.
Thank you Tyrese, you saved my night.
Browsing amazon instant video. They are featuring Justin Bieber’s, “Never say Never”. Lets dabble in The Biebs shall we?
Like Barry Sanders, time to leave while I am on top.
Fin.
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