Witch Please Make Way for the Witch

Tekst piosenki

Take some notes and write a story
Fictionalize and make it gory
Drama queens will never bore me
Nor will cats in all their glory

A path becomes visible
Don’t go astray
We’re gonna lead you to the Witchery Way
Using our good looks and a cosmic force
From a parallel universe, of course
The adventures aren’t over
Only getting more complex
Take him by the collar
See what happens next

Lift up the bottle
Get yourself a round
You get undressed
And do me on the ground
I’m taking your sound

Out of respect
A needle and a stitch
You look better in solids
Make way for the Witch

Stole every single one of the damn sandwiches
Thanks for getting us on the list on banned witches
Put on something nice
Black and laced
In denial for a while
Yearning for a taste

Do they really like me
Or is it some mob thing?
Merely a messenger
Summoned by the king
Still unaware of a certain royal fling
That made the countess come twice
Which more than sufficed
Sorry about the lice
Zing

Lift up the bottle
Get yourself a round
You get undressed
And do me on the ground
Still taking your sound

We wanted to cuddle
But then he fell asleep
A hard day’s work
Shovelling deep
Job’s been terminated
Test out the ditch
Effective immediately
Make way for the Witch

Which one?
Witch One
The only from Wichita

Chasing the blonde ones
To bathe in the rising
And learn the absolute truth
Lacks basic motor skills
Indeed the perfect sleuth
Meet ’em at the booth
Like a dapper mister
Making excuses
No such thing
I want nothing more than to tap your sister
Nothing quite excites me like her uneven breasts
Bitch, I’m the Wicked Witch of the West

She’ll fall for my courtship
Hoping it’ll bring her fame
No, it doesn’t help
When you say my fucking name

Nicknames I’ve got plenty
It’s just that my thoughts cost more than a penny
Prove to me that sex isn’t meaningless
The seduction of the ingenue
Left me feeling even less
Though there was a connection
Powerful and primal
That’s what it’s about
Not reproduction but survival

Lift up the bottle
Get yourself a round
You get undressed
And do me on the ground
Success
Took your sound

Gotta stop
Before it turns to kitsch
PTO
Make way for the Witch