Witch Please The Fool

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Research into wood carving
Or something equally manly
Broke, hungry, bored, starving
Look up risk-free gambling

Too nervous to steal
Too tired to scam
A big Christmas meal
But it’s July
Alakazam

The list is shorter
That’s good news
Seventeen has become ten
Decapitating every muse
Backfired again

When a mathematical error
Meets poor self-control
The ledger fills with terror
And regret burns a hole

Another disgusting winter
One more year goes by
Emotions all but sinter
Too sad to cry

As many slave positions
As there are candles on the pie
Gargantuan tuitions
More relatives must die

Gone are the days of caper
Destroy the rusty reel
A wrinkled piece of paper
With a prayer to heal